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  • Previously lost epic poem of Homer, entitled "The Stroll", considered by scholars to be comparable, if not better than, the Illiad & Odyssey 6 months ago
  • What do you mean you have to cook the pasta noodles first? 6 months ago
  • Man who admits to assassination of US president in the year 2431 during a Future-Life Experience is found guilty and put to death. 6 months ago

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