Comments for Empty-Headed News http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com The Alphabet Soup of News Fri, 29 May 2009 15:42:33 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 Comment on Planet RX2F7 Begins Propaganda Campaign to Demotivate Earth’s Populace by Joe http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/2009/05/26/planet-rx2f7-begins-propaganda-to-demotivate-earths-populace/#comment-247 Joe Fri, 29 May 2009 15:42:33 +0000 http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/?p=321#comment-247 I think that I just found my next wallpaper for my work computer I think that I just found my next wallpaper for my work computer

]]> Comment on President Obama Introduces New Stimulus Plan by Kevin http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/president-obama-introduces-new-stimulus-plan/#comment-245 Kevin Wed, 06 May 2009 17:37:43 +0000 http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/?p=311#comment-245 I guess it's been a slow news month. :-( I guess it’s been a slow news month. :-(

]]> Comment on President Obama Introduces New Stimulus Plan by Kevin http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/president-obama-introduces-new-stimulus-plan/#comment-243 Kevin Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:11:59 +0000 http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/?p=311#comment-243 I love that you referenced Ninjas vs. Pirates. :-) See, G.I. Joe had it right all along: Just send in Snake-Eyes. He's all you need. I love that you referenced Ninjas vs. Pirates. :-) See, G.I. Joe had it right all along: Just send in Snake-Eyes. He’s all you need.

]]> Comment on Outlandish Manifesto by Moebius http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/about/#comment-213 Moebius Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:34:48 +0000 #comment-213 You're insane, and that's why I love you :D You’re insane, and that’s why I love you :D

]]> Comment on President Obama Introduces New Stimulus Plan by ehnreporting http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/president-obama-introduces-new-stimulus-plan/#comment-212 ehnreporting Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:19:54 +0000 http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/?p=311#comment-212 They also forget the transverse Shinobi Effect on Depleteing Funds where you eventually find your self in a room of multiple bailout heads that continue to come closer while all you have is throwing knives which do little against the onslaught of AIG and GM miss use of funds; ultinately leaving you crushed to death and swearing at the reporting medium. Shame really. The Editors, Empty-Headed News They also forget the transverse Shinobi Effect on Depleteing Funds where you eventually find your self in a room of multiple bailout heads that continue to come closer while all you have is throwing knives which do little against the onslaught of AIG and GM miss use of funds; ultinately leaving you crushed to death and swearing at the reporting medium. Shame really.

The Editors, Empty-Headed News

]]> Comment on President Obama Introduces New Stimulus Plan by Joe http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/president-obama-introduces-new-stimulus-plan/#comment-210 Joe Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:24:25 +0000 http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/?p=311#comment-210 Another failed Obama attempt at fixing the economy. Doesn't the Barrack know the simple Ninja rule. Anybody who has ever played a a video game based upon a ninja knows that where there are ninjas there are bound to be demons. At first your like "Hey I am going to assassinate that dumb ass warlord and stimulate the economy" only to discover the warlord is in league with a demon from the pits of Hades, and Bernie Madoff. Now you must combat the minions of the dark one while trying to bolster your 401K, and balancing a budget that includes over inflated interest on your Home Loan. Don't they know that these things never end well. Another failed Obama attempt at fixing the economy. Doesn’t the Barrack know the simple Ninja rule. Anybody who has ever played a a video game based upon a ninja knows that where there are ninjas there are bound to be demons. At first your like “Hey I am going to assassinate that dumb ass warlord and stimulate the economy” only to discover the warlord is in league with a demon from the pits of Hades, and Bernie Madoff. Now you must combat the minions of the dark one while trying to bolster your 401K, and balancing a budget that includes over inflated interest on your Home Loan.

Don’t they know that these things never end well.

]]> Comment on Genetically Altered Giant Creatures Raze New Jersey City by Joe http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/2009/03/04/genetically-altered-giant-creatures-raze-new-jersey-city/#comment-206 Joe Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:01:57 +0000 http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/?p=260#comment-206 Reliable schmiable those sumbitches over at A.A.R.G.H owe me a new car. And not the pinto they tried to foist on me. Manual pinto at that. F'n Bastardos! Reliable schmiable those sumbitches over at A.A.R.G.H owe me a new car. And not the pinto they tried to foist on me. Manual pinto at that. F’n Bastardos!

]]> Comment on EHN: Mythology and an Added Bonus by Kevin http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/2009/01/08/ehn-mythology-and-an-added-bonus/#comment-202 Kevin Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:17:55 +0000 http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/?p=117#comment-202 Wow, unpublished art! (Well, now it's published.) I think it appropriate that Issue #13 be neverending. Wow, unpublished art! (Well, now it’s published.) I think it appropriate that Issue #13 be neverending.

]]> Comment on Geesh Beesh, 51st State of America by Kevin http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/2009/01/08/geesh-beesh-51st-state-of-america/#comment-201 Kevin Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:14:55 +0000 http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/?p=110#comment-201 I wonder if it's a red state or a blue state. Oh, hell, we know it's a lemon yellow state. I wonder if it’s a red state or a blue state. Oh, hell, we know it’s a lemon yellow state.

]]> Comment on EHN: How Far We’ve Come by Kevin http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/2009/01/29/ehn-how-far-weve-come/#comment-200 Kevin Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:11:50 +0000 http://emptyheadednews.wordpress.com/?p=193#comment-200 That last line somehow sounds sexual. Oh yeah, Sponge Cake, baby. That last line somehow sounds sexual. Oh yeah, Sponge Cake, baby.

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