EHN Store
If you are interested in any of the products listed here please follow the below link to our Cafepress store website. Thank you.
http://www.cafepress.com/emptyheadednews
Miss deadlines, show your apathy towards grammar and spelling, and drink the blood of countless coffee beans in your own EHN "Editor-in-Cheif" mug.
Everyone loves stickers!
Even more sticker alternatives!
Craft your very own full-body button armor!
"Destroying Tomorrow, Today" The A.A.R.G.H. Motto (image on back)
EHN A.A.R.G.H. (front)
Why is the Color Lemon Yellow? (back)
EHN Lemon Yellow (front)
Educate your friends and idle pedestrians about the danger of RX2F7: Silently Spinning, Plotting Your Doom. (Front of shirt only; text reads: Empty-Headed News Presents: Planet RX2F7 Silently Spinning, Plotting Your Doom)
Just the basics
Join the ranks, march in step, and obey the orders of your EHN overlords. Just like real life but now with salsa!
Always dreamed of being a ninja? Well, you'll never be one so you might as well wear a hoodie and pretend.
Time is being wasted, it's running out, there is no time like the present for "Destroying Tomorrow, Today."
Support your love of the EHN mascot with this T-shirt (front).
EHN knows why you love our mascot, but do you? (back)
